The Director Welcomes You

Operation — Insidious Honey

#b3502b

Location

Dull, Warm Grenada

Time of Day

4:1

Extraction Point

185 Miles SW

Time to Complete

12 Hours

Agents,
It seems "All Mongoose" has gone level 6. They have been broadcasting this message "A lone flower growing at the Skull shaped island". We need you to eliminate them, Seemingly. Their last known location was recorded at 13:23. You have a Light Chewing Gum as a last resort. Use carefully.

— The Tablet of Stone you were holding self destructs.

The Villain Dossier

Name

Molly Tucker

Alias

"All Mongoose"

Features

4' 5"

Hazel eyes

A second belly button / Crotch

Organization

The Society of Steep Handle

Emotions

Lonely

Personality

Seemingly Nefarious

Motive

Disrupt the military to be left alone

Bodyguard

Alex the "Crooked Hobgoblin"

Physical Size

Narrow

Story

Additional Locations

The Insidious Peninsula

Compact Spring

Rage Forest

Random Events

Store Spontaneously disintegrates

Vegetable Integrates silently into the group

Keg Glistens gently

Feminist Is hurled at the adventurers

World

Stores

Emmanuel's Barrel Wardrobe

Pratt's Spice shelf Bazaar

Sims's Suit of armor Properties

Maldonado's Vase Creative

Traps

Wall Blade

Falling Block of Weakness

Objects

Barrel children's replica

Suit of armor made of heavy metal

Secret Spice shelf

Hidden Brass Knuckles

Spoon of Weakness

Wand of Wonder

Target is obsessed with ridding himself of his shadow

People

Name Codename Career Likes Dislikes
Teagan Pratt "Meaty Brains" Merchant Robots Teeth
Giovanni Sims "Two Pastrami's" Mole Contracts Jigsaw Puzzles
Lorenzo Manning Judge Sharp Things Bracelets
Emmanuel Lawson Plumber Syrup Dolphins
Jesse Maldonado Ghost Snowglobes Jigsaw Puzzles

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The Fuck Is This?

          

          

            
            
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

            
            
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out  my personal story notes.

            
            
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

          

        

      

    


    
      
      
 
        

          

            
But how?

          

          
            
            The Most Important Rule
            
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

            
            Set Up
            
Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

            
            Characters
            
90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance. 

            
            Rolling
            
This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again. 

            
            Dungeon Master
            
Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd. 

            
            Ending
            
No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).