The Director Welcomes You
The Uncle Fatality Protocol
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Scrutinizers, I have sent you to within a Overpopulated Private Jet plane to look for a suspect by the name "Cramped Hobgoblin". This mission is black ops. Their recent activity is concerning and we need you to rescue our field agent. We don't know much about their goals but we've intercepted this cryptic message – "The earth shakes briefly at the Seven Dead".
We're low budget this mission – I've packed a Polished Ladder in your kit to help.
— The CD player you were holding self destructs.
Kai Fischer
"Cramped Hobgoblin"
4' 7"
Red eyes
Large moles / Neck
The Association of Deafening Tree
Confused
Busily Cerulean
Make a lot of money for revenge
Mitch the "Thoughtless Cat"
Meager
The Cerulean Citadel
Ancient Circus
Rage Festival
Feminist Is being tortured
Box of Cigarette Attempts to rob a bank
Turtle Is getting confiscated
Procession is loose
Gracie's Kitchen table Specialities
Wilson's Doorway Group
Young's Credenza Warehouse
Harper's Suit of armor Closet
Water-Filled Room
Fireball of Fatality
Kitchen table that has been hollowed out
Credenza with a False bottom
Secret Doorway
Hidden Trident
Glasses of Fatality
Target reacts violently to anyone who offers him money
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amaya Wilson | "Gross Ankles" | Merchant | Sharp Things | Hamsters |
| Alexis Young | "Blue Hearts" | Mole | Sharp Things | Water |
| Robin Dawson | Veteran | Attention | Butterflies | |
| Gracie Frank | Accountant | Broccoli | Boxes | |
| Robin Harper | Frazzled | Broccoli | Attention |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).