The Director Welcomes You

The Dirigible Enjoyment Incident

#ee56e6

Location

Cloudless, Miserable Venezuela

Time of Day

22:27

Extraction Point

66 Miles NE

Time to Complete

8 Hours

Detectives,
This week should be easy. You are delivering a File that has been hollowed out. Get to Venezuela at 00:06

Good Luck.

— The Tape recorder you were holding self destructs.

The Villain Dossier

Name

Aliyah Hansen

Alias

"Nice Spirit"

Features

4' 4"

Blue eyes

Faint curved scar / Left thumb

Organization

The Brotherhood of Chewy Increase

Emotions

Safe

Personality

Willfully Sticky

Motive

Disrupt the military because of a betrayal

Bodyguard

Oscar the "Immense Imp"

Physical Size

Young

Story

Additional Locations

The Swollen Manor

Touristy Circus

Excitement Park

Random Events

Prostitute Glistens gently

Odor emerges

Druid Adopts a nearby child

Demon skins a cat with his teeth

World

Stores

Angel's File Atelier

Hanson's crutch Consulting

Duncan's Sofa Beauty Stop

Ortiz's Tea Pot International

Traps

Acid Fog

Beehive of Enjoyment

Objects

File that has been hollowed out

Sofa that has been hollowed out

Secret crutch

Hidden File

Blades of Enjoyment

Wand of Wonder

Target is kidnapped to be used as in medical experiments

People

Name Codename Career Likes Dislikes
Ivan Hanson "Gross Spleens" Merchant Cats Soap
Emmanuel Duncan "Left Scars" Mole Boxes Slippers
Delilah Bishop Blacksmith Honey Christmas
Angel Klein Dead Tired Slippers Drinking
Kaylee Ortiz Hairdresser Doves Dinosaurs

Cipher



                

                
 
                

                

                

                

                

                

The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

Characters

90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.

Rolling

This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.

Ending

No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).