The Director Welcomes You
The Squirrel Exuberance Protocol
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Undercover Emissaries, I have sent you to the top of a Overpopulated Acropolis to look for a suspect by the name "Dull Hydra". This mission is clandestine. Their recent activity is concerning and we need you to deactivate their resources. We don't know much about their goals but we've intercepted this cryptic message – "An out of place door appears at the Dead Forest".
We're low budget this mission – I've packed a Bulbous Paint Brush in your kit to help.
— The Tinder Date you were holding self destructs.
Mia Wade
"Dull Hydra"
5' 5"
Heterochromia eyes
Large moles / Left middle finger
The Gang of Thankful History
Guilty
Victoriously Slatted
Make a lot of money for honor
Bobby the "Zealous Gargoyle"
Scanty
The Robust City
Polluted Reef
Expiration Pond
Water Vessel Is being tortured
Rhapsody Gets their hand chopped off
Goblet Is accused by the law
Bank Evades the law
King's Painting Closet
Horton's Iron stove Consulting
Alvarado's Mirror Logistics
Barton's Bookcase Brothers
Burning Hands
Beehive of Exuberance
Painting that has been hollowed out
Mirror that is glowing
Secret Iron stove
Hidden Cutlass
Bracelet of Exuberance
Everyone now within 10 yards of target ignores him for 1d4 hours
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Addison Horton | "Three Ankles" | Merchant | Baseball | Video Games |
| Lydia Alvarado | "Red Throats" | Mole | Eggs | Bears |
| Emerson Brown | Operator | Cats | Video Games | |
| King Fisher | Librarian | Comic Books | Bells | |
| Alex Barton | Angry | Deodorant | Potatoes |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).