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Shadows, We need your help. Agent Harper Harrington has gone missing and we believe "The Demon" is responsible. They were last seen in Singapore at 02:03. The agent sent one final message – "A roll of thunder at the dry riverbed". Take this Polished Lipstick - it was their favorite tool and might help you.
— The Tinder Date you were holding self destructs.
Daniela Kramer
"The Demon"
4' 4"
Gray eyes
Small mole / Left foot
The Community of Fancy Volcano
Grief-stricken
Playfully Victorious
Take over a government for fear of the heroes
John the "Calm kobold"
Modest
The Whispering Citadel
Desolate Pond
Bliss Citadel
Rustler Is frozen into a block of ice
Swarm of Bees scurries by
Dancer Is hurled at the adventurers
Bag of Lemons Is being kidnapped
Quinn's Faberge Egg Unlimited
Grant's Ceramic Crock Bazaar
Figueroa's Hose Hole
Harrington's Shelf of alcohol Threads
Wall Blade
Wall Blade of Instability
Faberge Egg made of heavy metal
Hose made of heavy metal
Secret Ceramic Crock
Hidden Goblet
Greaves of Instability
All gold within 50 yards is 10% likely to turn to lead
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Axel Grant | "Nice Forearms" | Merchant | Paper | Water |
| Edward Figueroa | "Casual Toes" | Mole | Physics | Doves |
| Charles Jimenez | Dead Tired | Painting | Sharks | |
| Quinn Hammond | The Body | Glass | Rubber Bands | |
| Harper Harrington | Exhausted | Jigsaw Puzzles | Football |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).