The Director Welcomes You

The Chili Euphoria Incident

#d19746

Location

Gorgeous, Foul Canada

Time of Day

16:7

Extraction Point

118 Miles SWW

Time to Complete

27 Hours

Operatives,
This week should be easy. You are delivering a Music Box with a False bottom. Get to Canada at 14:01

Good Luck.

— The Burner Phone you were holding self destructs.

The Villain Dossier

Name

Grant Hicks

Alias

"Mini Beholder"

Features

7' 11"

Gray eyes

Stretch Marks / Neck

Organization

The Division of Black Crib

Emotions

Anxious

Personality

Coyly Fast

Motive

Disrupt the military for scientific discovery

Bodyguard

Juan the "Fierce Bear"

Physical Size

Considerable

Story

Additional Locations

The Curious Spring

Underwater Spring

Peace City

Random Events

Building Balances on a ledge

Rhapsody Pulls on the coat tails of one of the adventurers

Alligator emerges

Renaissance Faire runs over an infant

World

Stores

Santiago's Music Box Solutions

Fisher's Landscape Technologies

Romero's Suit of armor Wardrobe

Wolfe's Barrel Atelier

Traps

Collapsing Column

Lightning Bolt of Euphoria

Objects

Music Box with a False bottom

Suit of armor with a False bottom

Secret Landscape

Hidden Bracelet

Sling of Euphoria

Wand of Wonder

Any gold within 50 yards liquefies

People

Name Codename Career Likes Dislikes
Xavier Fisher "Silver Forearms" Merchant Photography Money
Jade Romero "No Pastrami's" Mole Bracelets Painting
Wyatt Floyd Meteorologist Harmonica Rocks
Santiago Tyler Banker Whipped Cream Washing Machines
Greyson Wolfe Human Statue Horses Bears

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The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

Characters

90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.

Rolling

This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.

Ending

No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).