The Director Welcomes You
Wardrobe Royale
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Meddlers, As you can see you are trapped inside the bottom of a Crowded Barn Dance . We almost couldn't find you — Please explain when you get back. All we know is "Wild Cyclops" is responsible and they sent us this message - "A traveling merchant appears at the old bridge". Your mission was counterintelligence, achieve what you can.
Hopefully you still have that Bulbous Condom hidden on you.
— The Messenger Pigeon you were holding self destructs.
Miles Wolf
"Wild Cyclops"
5' 11"
Blue eyes
Large deep scar / Left hand
The Alliance of Attractive Theory
Hesitant
Fondly Chilly
Disrupt the military to become the best
Ralphie the "Wooden Mutants"
Baby
The Sparkling Creek
Abandoned Lodge
Animosity Maze
Renaissance Faire Adopts a nearby child
Dracula Calls menacingly
Biscuit Is accused by the law
Bag of Flour Integrates silently into the group
Jesus's Metal chair Wardrobe
Brewer's Doorway Creative
Keller's Crock Labs
Hart's Mirror Outlet
Chain Lightning
Ghoul Touch of Purity
Metal chair that has been hollowed out
Crock made of heavy metal
Secret Doorway
Hidden Sword
Notebook of Purity
All shields within 50 yards are fragile like glass for 1d4 rounds
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Isabelle Brewer | "Yellow Eyes" | Merchant | Houses | Cellphones |
| Jacob Keller | "Orange Parmigianas" | Mole | Chocolate | Books |
| Isaiah Phillips | Vision | Bracelets | Chalk | |
| Jesus Leonard | Angry | Balloons | Cooking | |
| Grayson Hart | Dentist | Rock n' Roll | Plushies |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).