The Director Welcomes You
The Catamaran Expiration Incident
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Scrutinizers, As you can see you are trapped inside the inside of a Abandoned Citadel . We almost couldn't find you — Please explain when you get back. All we know is "Heavy Gargoyle" is responsible and they sent us this message - "The group finds a dead fish at the Where grass will not grow". Your mission was black ops, achieve what you can.
Hopefully you still have that Sharp Towel hidden on you.
— The Messenger Pigeon you were holding self destructs.
Carson Gallagher
"Heavy Gargoyle"
6' 3"
Hazel eyes
Small mole / Left hand
The Task Force of Red Sponge
Indifferent
Wonderfully Loose
Disrupt the military to become rich
Terry the "Angry Demon"
Miniature
The Incalculable Crypt
Pitch Black Creek
Pleasure Suburbs
Whore Ignites violently
Feminist Is being detained
Safe Ignites violently
Gallon of Trash chase a suspect
Malachi's Flowers Growing Warehouse
Morris's Wingback chair Convenience store
Ortega's Mounted Animal Labs
Ortega's Trunk Consulting
Suspicious door with lock
Dropping Ceiling of Expiration
Flowers Growing made of heavy metal
Mounted Animal with a False bottom
Secret Wingback chair
Hidden Stave
Stave of Expiration
When caster next enters a town, the king orders it destroyed
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Madeline Morris | "Golden Lox" | Merchant | Plushies | Sharks |
| Owen Ortega | "Nice Throats" | Mole | Water | Ice Cubes |
| Hazel McKinney | Optimistic | Sharp Things | Candles | |
| Malachi Conner | Flirty | Dice | Fire | |
| Alexa Ortega | Firefighter | Sticky Notes | Water |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).