The Director Welcomes You
Operation — Chilly Dartboard
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Sleuths, It seems "Blue Anteaters" has gone level 6. They have been broadcasting this message "The group finds a random cow at the Golden Fire". We need you to eliminate them, Beautifully. Their last known location was recorded at 00:05. You have a Feminine Blouse as a last resort. Use carefully.
— The iPod you were holding self destructs.
Cole McGuire
"Blue Anteaters"
5' 7"
Blue eyes
Large deep scar / Left arm
The Union of Adorable Turkey
Sympathy
Beautifully Elegant
Take over a government out of desperation
Ali the "Rabid Pixie"
Puny
The Chilly Lodge
Overpopulated Festival
Prosperity Crypt
Dozen Eggs stop the party and asks questions
Diary strikes the ground
Jug of Peanut Butter Is accused by the law
Bag of Flour Finds gold in the water
Lucas's Satchel Supermarket
Joseph's Letter Opener Properties
Anderson's Coat Discount
Nelson's Fireplace Cosmetics
Incendiary Cloud
Swinging Block of Animosity
Satchel with a False bottom
Coat made of heavy metal
Secret Letter Opener
Hidden Cat
Credit Card of Animosity
Nearest priest believes that his deity is at his beck and call
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Silas Joseph | "Dull Cappuccinos" | Merchant | Bread | Pillows |
| Andrea Anderson | "One Ribs" | Mole | Notes | Tissues |
| Kennedy Rogers | Cleaner | Photography | Butterflies | |
| Lucas Knight | Journalist | Football | Soap | |
| Zayden Nelson | Elevator Mechanic | Harmonica | Teeth |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).