The Director Welcomes You
The Mailbox Good Spirits Incident
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Informants, I have sent you to the bottom of a Archaic Labratory to look for a suspect by the name "Blue Manticore". This mission is black ops. Their recent activity is concerning and we need you to slow them down. We don't know much about their goals but we've intercepted this cryptic message – "The group finds a dollar on the ground at the Sacrificial Hole".
We're low budget this mission – I've packed a Invisible Scissor in your kit to help.
— The Burner Phone you were holding self destructs.
Alexandra Jimenez
"Blue Manticore"
4' 3"
Heterochromia eyes
Faint curved scar / Right thumb
The Order of Jealous Plunger
Dismayed
Cleverly Yellow
Take over a government fueled by conspiracy
George the "Bad Goblins"
Giant
The Plump Castle
Underwater Tower
Catastrophe Acropolis
German Trench Club explodes
Fairy Becomes wounded
Majestic Painting Calls menacingly
Box of Cigarette drops from the sky
Skylar's Pedestal Market
Long's Hat Emporium
Valdez's Trunk Department store
Russell's Chair Closet
Insanity Mist Vapor
Compacting Room of Good Spirits
Pedestal that is glowing
Trunk children's replica
Secret Hat
Hidden Gauntlet
Club of Good Spirits
One suit of armor nearby fuses into a single piece
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Greyson Long | "Small Lemons" | Merchant | Chocolate | Painting |
| Luca Valdez | "Stiff Scars" | Mole | Glass | Glass |
| Jeremy Graves | Veterinarian | Boxes | Jazz | |
| Skylar Arnold | Soul | Doors | Money | |
| Gianna Russell | Chief Executive Officer | Hammers | Easter |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).