The Director Welcomes You

The Fried Chicken Bravery Incident

#53dc2d

Location

Gorgeous, Breezy Slovenia

Time of Day

2:44

Extraction Point

125 Miles W

Time to Complete

40 Hours

Snoopers,
We need your help. Agent Bennett Conner has gone missing and we believe "Short Merfolk" is responsible. They were last seen in Slovenia at 15:09. The agent sent one final message – "A roll of thunder at the Devil's barrow". Take this Vicious Vise - it was their favorite tool and might help you.

— The CD player you were holding self destructs.

The Villain Dossier

Name

Riley Page

Alias

"Short Merfolk"

Features

4' 1"

Red eyes

Large deep scar / Right foot

Organization

The Task Force of Braised Waste

Emotions

Brave

Personality

Unnecessarily Tart

Motive

Take over a government to please their master

Bodyguard

Tim the "Bewildered Hydra"

Physical Size

Scanty

Story

Additional Locations

The Wailing Carnival

Ancient City

Perspiration Manor

Random Events

Renaissance Faire scurries by

Pine Branch drops from the sky

Midwife Pulls on the coat tails of one of the adventurers

Diary drops from the sky

World

Stores

Catherine's Vanity Logistics

Adams's Brass Replica Supermarket

Sanders's Grandfather Clock Technologies

Conner's Vanity Convenience store

Traps

Box of Brown Mold

Acid Arrow of Bravery

Objects

Vanity with a False bottom

Grandfather Clock with a False bottom

Secret Brass Replica

Hidden Pike

Bow of Bravery

Wand of Wonder

One of caster’s feet is replaced by an off-balance wheel

People

Name Codename Career Likes Dislikes
Maximus Adams "Quiet Fingers" Merchant Glitter Writers
Kayden Sanders "Bullet Cappuccinos" Mole Photography Video Games
Lincoln Wolf Flirty Soup Writers
Catherine Rowe Actor Jazz Pillows
Bennett Conner Chief Executive Officer Flashlights Writers

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The Fuck Is This?

          

          

            
            
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

            
            
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out  my personal story notes.

            
            
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

          

        

      

    


    
      
      
 
        

          

            
But how?

          

          
            
            The Most Important Rule
            
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

            
            Set Up
            
Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

            
            Characters
            
90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance. 

            
            Rolling
            
This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again. 

            
            Dungeon Master
            
Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd. 

            
            Ending
            
No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).