The Director Welcomes You
Operation — Alive Burn
#487223
Scrutinizers, I have sent you to within earshot of a Compact Spring to look for a suspect by the name "Short Gnome". This mission is intelligence. Their recent activity is concerning and we need you to stop the outbreak. We don't know much about their goals but we've intercepted this cryptic message – "The group finds a dead fish at the Sacrificial Hole".
We're low budget this mission – I've packed a Beautiful Clamp in your kit to help.
— The Origami Swan you were holding self destructs.
Sebastian Duncan
"Short Gnome"
6' 6"
Brown eyes
Stretch Marks / Left thumb
The Board of Delicious Error
Cheerful
Truly Obtuse
Make a lot of money to cause catastrophe
Donald the "Sinful Serpent"
Fat
The Alive Crypt
Crowded Castle
Expiration Shelter
Whore Becomes wounded
Rustler arrives in the mail
Jug of Peanut Butter Adopts a nearby child
Carcass Calls menacingly
Elijah's Bed Productions
Walton's Fruit Bowl Bazaar
Schneider's Ring Bureau
Becker's Hose Cosmetics
Extended Bane
Poisoned Arrow of Obsession
Bed that has been hollowed out
Ring made of heavy metal
Secret Fruit Bowl
Hidden Crossbow
Brass Knuckles of Obsession
Target’s hair grows 1d12 inches each time he’s struck by magic
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Genevieve Walton | "Plump Falafels" | Merchant | Tea | Notes |
| Jacob Schneider | "Mini Cappuccinos" | Mole | Writers | Gym Memberships |
| Connor Guerrero | Professional Bridesmaid | Soccer | Flashlights | |
| Elijah Wilson | Electrician | Harmonica | Limes | |
| Alexandra Becker | Barber | Paper | Tigers |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).