The Director Welcomes You
Idea, Glove, Country, Spy.
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Agents, As you can see you are trapped inside the inside of a Bustling Sanctuary . We almost couldn't find you — Please explain when you get back. All we know is "The Centaur" is responsible and they sent us this message - "A shrine is nearby at the Three Fingers". Your mission was anti-surveillance, achieve what you can.
Hopefully you still have that Mechanical Condom hidden on you.
— The Tape recorder you were holding self destructs.
London McKinney
"The Centaur"
4' 1"
Hazel eyes
A second belly button / Left hand
The Sisterhood of Rainy Country
Powerless
Bravely Common
Disrupt the military to lust for power
Charles the "Jolly Fairy"
Modest
The Putrid Manor
Compact Manor
Fatality Manor
Building Attempts to rob a bank
Butter Shipment Balances on a ledge
Deadbeat is being loudly arrested
Procession Salutes the adventurers
Camden's File Bazaar
Davidson's Pocket watch Mall
Young's Lounge Chair Worldwide
Larson's Paperweight Technologies
Black Tentacles
Tripping Chain of Fatality
File with a False bottom
Lounge Chair with a False bottom
Secret Pocket watch
Hidden Helmet
Fork of Fatality
Target is suspected of having trafficked with demons in a church
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jayce Davidson | "No Knuckles" | Merchant | Cookies | Soup |
| Eloise Young | "Tough Toes" | Mole | Butterflies | Sticky Notes |
| Gabriel Diaz | Mechanic | Chocolate | Sharks | |
| Camden Weaver | Animator | Sailboats | Hammers | |
| Noah Larson | Art Therapist | Tea | Easter |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).