The Director Welcomes You
The Lightly Moist Agent
#24f880
Examiners, I have sent you to within earshot of a Overpopulated Acropolis to look for a suspect by the name "Nice Seal". This mission is intelligence. Their recent activity is concerning and we need you to retrieve the stolen intel. We don't know much about their goals but we've intercepted this cryptic message – "Tracks of wolves can be seen at the Old battlefield".
We're low budget this mission – I've packed a Clean Camera in your kit to help.
— The Portable Radio you were holding self destructs.
Lucia Myers
"Nice Seal"
6' 3"
Amber eyes
A second belly button / Left arm
The Society of Eager Van
Exhausted
Lightly Boned
Take over a government out of greed
Jerry the "Bitter Pixie"
Hefty
The Moist Crypt
Pitch Black Fortress
Joy City
Rhapsody screams at the top of their lungs
Pickpocket Catches leprosy
Drunk Integrates silently into the group
Princess is being loudly arrested
Alexandra's Cabinet Factory
Kennedy's Doorway Warehouse
Patel's Bonsai Beauty Stop
Welch's Bible Outlet
Hail of Needles
Rune of Paralyzation of Purity
Cabinet that has been hollowed out
Bonsai that is glowing
Secret Doorway
Hidden Book
Polearm of Purity
All of target’s belongings were stolen from a vengeful wizard
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Joshua Kennedy | "Bullet Hands" | Merchant | Honey | Balloons |
| Elise Patel | "Green Brains" | Mole | Boxes | Money |
| Iris Pena | Professional Cuddler | Contracts | Snowglobes | |
| Alexandra Gilbert | Chief Executive Officer | Syrup | Basketball | |
| Olivia Welch | Frustrated | Tea | Harmonica |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).