The Director Welcomes You
Warehouse Royale
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Meddlers, As you can see you are trapped inside climb a Rundown Carousal . We almost couldn't find you — Please explain when you get back. All we know is "Three Sloth" is responsible and they sent us this message - "An object nearby starts bleeding at the giants footsteps". Your mission was black bag, achieve what you can.
Hopefully you still have that Slippery Bikini hidden on you.
— The Microsoft Zune you were holding self destructs.
Kingston Warner
"Three Sloth"
6' 6"
Amber eyes
Faint curved scar / Neck
The Office of Lemon Year
Helpless
Beautifully Grumpy
Make a lot of money out of jealousy
David the "Shrill Abominable Snowman"
Microscopic
The Orange Forest
Ancient Lagoon
Prosperity Villa
Delivery Guy skins a cat with his teeth
Corncob Is being detained
Bag of Lemons screams at the top of their lungs
Pine Branch is loose
Eloise's Sconce Warehouse
Simpson's Tapestry Bazaar
Crawford's Stool Chic Chåteau
Leonard's Plaster Bust Warehouse
Crushing Room
Extended Bane of Weakness
Sconce that has been hollowed out
Stool made of heavy metal
Secret Tapestry
Hidden Button
Key of Weakness
Target must carry at least one pound of feathers at all times
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Simpson | "Orange Falafels" | Merchant | Quartz Crystals | Technology |
| Valentina Crawford | "Yellow Brains" | Mole | Glass | Rubber Bands |
| Melanie Hanson | Drummer | Writers | Octopus | |
| Eloise Haynes | Engineer | Rock n' Roll | Sailboats | |
| Daisy Leonard | Weakened | Whipped Cream | Boxes |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).