The Director Welcomes You
The Teeth Power Protocol
#67959d
Meddlers, We need your help. Agent Chase Reynolds has gone missing and we believe "Gross Leprechaun" is responsible. They were last seen in Philippines at 08:11. The agent sent one final message – "The group finds a sword in a stone at the Flooded Crystal". Take this Light Ballpoint Pen - it was their favorite tool and might help you.
— The Tinder Date you were holding self destructs.
Athena Daniels
"Gross Leprechaun"
4' 4"
Hazel eyes
Large deep scar / Left arm
The Clique of Colossal Wilderness
Powerless
Doubtfully Easy
Make a lot of money in pursuit of knowledge
Nick the "Raw Bull"
Elder
The Nice Spring
Underground Lodge
Ice Shelter
Keg is loose
Druid Becomes wounded
Pickpocket chase a suspect
Squirrel scurries by
Callie's Diary Consulting
Woods's Spice shelf Consulting
Olson's Workbench Ventures
Reynolds's Toolbox Du jour
Insanity Mist Vapor
Bestow Curse of Power
Diary that is glowing
Workbench with a False bottom
Secret Spice shelf
Hidden Sickle
Camera of Power
Caster’s spellbook is invisible for one hour each day
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mary Woods | "Meaty Churros" | Merchant | Bread | Water |
| Josephine Olson | "Meaty Arms" | Mole | Deodorant | Writers |
| Nicole Boyd | Exhausted | Gym Memberships | Water | |
| Callie Carlson | Exhausted | Dinosaurs | Sharp Things | |
| Chase Reynolds | Master Distiller | Christmas | Quartz Crystals |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).