The Director Welcomes You
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Scrutinizers, I have sent you to the outside of a Desolate Park to look for a suspect by the name "Two Orcs". This mission is black bag. Their recent activity is concerning and we need you to deactivate their resources. We don't know much about their goals but we've intercepted this cryptic message – "An out of place door appears at the Beast's Maze".
We're low budget this mission – I've packed a Glowing Lipstick in your kit to help.
— The Messenger Pigeon you were holding self destructs.
Elliott Tran
"Two Orcs"
7' 3"
Heterochromia eyes
Large moles / Right middle finger
The Company of Fit Pancake
Scared
Ferociously Egregious
Make a lot of money for sibling rivalry
Philip the "Melodic Sprite"
Trifling
The Unkempt Port
Rundown Maze
Demise Port
Bag of Lemons grabs a lady's purse
Pack of Wild Dogs Is frozen into a block of ice
Horse Carriage is robbed
Swarm of Bees is heard screaming
Melody's Pan Technologies
Henry's Pan Mall
Howell's Painting Couture
Gregory's Basket Du jour
Javelin
Tripping Chain of Well-being
Pan made of heavy metal
Painting made of heavy metal
Secret Pan
Hidden Stave
Diary of Well-being
Next blade to cut the caster will never rust or go dull
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nova Henry | "Right Kidneys" | Merchant | Dice | Lipstick |
| Lilly Howell | "Left Falafels" | Mole | Soap | Chocolate |
| Brody McKinney | Acupuncturist | Broccoli | Shirts | |
| Melody Martin | Intoxicated | Flowers | Balloons | |
| Mila Gregory | Plumber | Bread | Money |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).