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The Hate Exuberance Protocol
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Scrutinizers, This week should be easy. You are delivering a Kitchen table made of heavy metal. Get to Grenada at 22:00
Good Luck.
— The Microsoft Zune you were holding self destructs.
Alina Haynes
"Three Hedgehogs"
5' 9"
Gray eyes
Faint curved scar / Right middle finger
The Sisterhood of Witty Ladybug
Receptive
Tightly Gigantic
Take over a country because they straight up craycray
George the "Evasive Mummy"
Paltry
The Obnoxious Arcade
Compact Manor
Dark Carnival
Cauldron gathers near a point of interest
Tramp Bounces oddly
Vegetable Is under a curse
German Trench Club Integrates silently into the group
Brooklyn's Kitchen table Convenience store
Hill's Pedestal Specialities
Lucas's Bed Beauty Stop
Cummings's Chaise Logistics
Poisoned Arrow
Blade Barrier of Exuberance
Kitchen table made of heavy metal
Bed that has been hollowed out
Secret Pedestal
Hidden Camera
Pants of Exuberance
Caster’s spellbook weighs 1d100+100 pounds
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mason Hill | "Plump Falafels" | Merchant | Bread | Bracelets |
| Jordyn Lucas | "Meaty Parmigianas" | Mole | Fire | Paperclips |
| Eliana Barnett | Optimistic | Potatoes | Honey | |
| Brooklyn Fuller | Architect | Acorns | Trucks | |
| Hadley Cummings | Elder | Rubber Bands | Boxes |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).