The Director Welcomes You
The Wizard Dark Incident
#558272
Scrutinizers, We need your help. Agent Edward Grant has gone missing and we believe "Blue Wraith" is responsible. They were last seen in Egypt at 21:17. The agent sent one final message – "A black cat runs past at the Devil's barrow". Take this Light Cake - it was their favorite tool and might help you.
— The Vinyl record player you were holding self destructs.
Annabelle Glover
"Blue Wraith"
5' 7"
Green eyes
Small mole / Right leg
The Union of Helpless Patsy
Excited
Urgently Loose
Make a lot of money fueled by conspiracy
Darnell the "Gifted Spirit"
Colossal
The Contemporary Crypt
Underground Citadel
Enjoyment Villa
Soup Is getting confiscated
Bank strikes the ground
Butter Shipment Is accused by the law
Horse Carriage Finds gold in the water
Theodore's Plaster Bust Factory
Davidson's Lamp Collective
Peters's Quill and Ink Ventures
Grant's Bench Atelier
Ray of Sickness
Fire of Dark
Plaster Bust made of heavy metal
Quill and Ink with a False bottom
Secret Lamp
Hidden Collar
Sword of Dark
Merchants charge the caster 2X as much for their wares
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carson Davidson | "Quiet Spleens" | Merchant | Harmonica | Cats |
| Brody Peters | "Five Livers" | Mole | Teeth | Sticks |
| Ashley Bryant | Chief Executive Officer | Sharp Things | Deodorant | |
| Theodore Ramos | Frustrated | Cousins | Glass | |
| Edward Grant | Master Distiller | Rabbits | Teeth |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).