The Director Welcomes You
Market Royale
#c7e9cf
Investigators, I have sent you to the inside of a Rundown Suburbs to look for a suspect by the name "Meaty Wendigo". This mission is anti-surveillance. Their recent activity is concerning and we need you to uncover their plans. We don't know much about their goals but we've intercepted this cryptic message – "A vagrant asks for money at the Boneyard".
We're low budget this mission – I've packed a Vicious Cigarette in your kit to help.
— The Vinyl record player you were holding self destructs.
Daisy Carrillo
"Meaty Wendigo"
4' 5"
Hazel eyes
A second belly button / Right arm
The Company of Melodic Dad
Isolated
Neatly Squirrelly
Disrupt the military fueled by conspiracy
Prince the "Tiring Ghost"
Enormous
The Acidic City
Underwater Lodge
Calamity Arcade
Vegetable is being loudly arrested
Gunshot stop the party and asks questions
Bear runs over an infant
Toilet is loose
Lauren's Pedestal Market
Watson's Mounted Animal Convenience store
Leonard's Skeletal Animal Beauty Stop
Riley's Oil Lamp Group
Ray of Sickness
Flooding Room of Prosperity
Pedestal with a False bottom
Skeletal Animal children's replica
Secret Mounted Animal
Hidden Watch
Brass Knuckles of Prosperity
Next person slain nearby disappears without a trace
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Arya Watson | "Slow Falafels" | Merchant | Clocks | Candles |
| Sherri Leonard | "Violet Lox" | Mole | Cartography | Sponges |
| John Malone | Waiter | Sun Glasses | Cooking | |
| Lauren Singh | Accountant | Cookies | Squirrels | |
| Jonah Riley | Bruised | Water | Peanut Butter |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).