The Director Welcomes You

Operation — Thundering Crush

#85b0a1

Location

Foul, Windless Micronesia, Federated States of

Time of Day

13:26

Extraction Point

190 Miles SE

Time to Complete

45 Hours

Ambassadors,
We need your help. Agent Micah Fox has gone missing and we believe "Right Manticore" is responsible. They were last seen in Micronesia, Federated States of at 11:17. The agent sent one final message – "The group finds a dead fish at the witch's mound". Take this Glowing Calculator - it was their favorite tool and might help you.

— The Tape recorder you were holding self destructs.

The Villain Dossier

Name

Diego Arnold

Alias

"Right Manticore"

Features

5' 11"

Hazel eyes

Faint curved scar / Right thumb

Organization

The Board of Engorged Leg

Emotions

Anxious

Personality

Quickly Early

Motive

Take over a country for revenge

Bodyguard

Nick the "Cold Sea Lion"

Physical Size

Scanty

Story

Additional Locations

The Thundering House

Overpopulated Arcade

Secrecy Villa

Random Events

Dancer Is accused by the law

Jug of Peanut Butter Is being tortured

Amulet is robbed

Chauvinist arrives in the mail

World

Stores

Giovanni's Desk Hole

Ingram's Statuette Productions

Patterson's Mantle Ventures

Fox's Candelabra Labs

Traps

Dropping Ceiling

Acid Fog of The Blackest Black

Objects

Desk with a False bottom

Mantle with a False bottom

Secret Statuette

Hidden Longsword

Mace of The Blackest Black

Wand of Wonder

Each day, caster can digest up to half a pound of stone

People

Name Codename Career Likes Dislikes
Andrew Ingram "Cramped Stomachs" Merchant Baseball Peanut Butter
Charles Patterson "Silver Waffles" Mole Cookies Writers
Dawson Bowman Cranky Cookies Books
Giovanni Gibson Cosmetologist Sharp Things Drinking
Micah Fox Cleaner Sharks Sharks

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The Fuck Is This?

          

          

            
            
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

            
            
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out  my personal story notes.

            
            
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

          

        

      

    


    
      
      
 
        

          

            
But how?

          

          
            
            The Most Important Rule
            
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

            
            Set Up
            
Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

            
            Characters
            
90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance. 

            
            Rolling
            
This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again. 

            
            Dungeon Master
            
Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd. 

            
            Ending
            
No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).