The Director Welcomes You

Who is Billy Bubble?

#4766e1

Location

Wet, Icy Colombia

Time of Day

10:28

Extraction Point

26 Miles NEE

Time to Complete

47 Hours

Investigators,
As you can see you are trapped inside climb a Crowded Fortress . We almost couldn't find you — Please explain when you get back. All we know is "Obese Dragon" is responsible and they sent us this message - "The group finds a random cow at the Eye of Heaven". Your mission was black ops, achieve what you can.

Hopefully you still have that Fluffy Level hidden on you.

— The Messenger Pigeon you were holding self destructs.

The Villain Dossier

Name

Miguel Wolf

Alias

"Obese Dragon"

Features

4' 3"

Green eyes

Large deep scar / Left hand

Organization

The Firm of Rapping Exam

Emotions

Shamed

Personality

Upwardly Curved

Motive

Take over a country to be left alone

Bodyguard

Billy the "Greasy Wraith"

Physical Size

Poor

Story

Additional Locations

The Old-Fashioned Lake

Abandoned Port

Fatality Pond

Random Events

Bag of Flour emerges

Butter Shipment Lunges at the group

Gang Is getting confiscated

Crying Child Bursts loudly

World

Stores

Maddox's Goblet Properties

Duran's Stamp Set Convenience store

Johnston's Doorway Brothers

Hodges's Loveseat Specialities

Traps

Ice lock

Poison Dart of Downfall

Objects

Goblet that is glowing

Doorway with a False bottom

Secret Stamp Set

Hidden Lipstick

Necklace of Downfall

Wand of Wonder

Target’s weapon sprouts 1d100 teeth along its length

People

Name Codename Career Likes Dislikes
Nevaeh Duran "Gross Stomachs" Merchant Snowglobes Washing Machines
Graham Johnston "Cramped Cheesecakes" Mole Deodorant Bracelets
Audrey McGuire Surgeon Children's Stories Cartography
Maddox Jensen Architect Mirrors Rabbits
Harrison Hodges Frustrated Soda Paperclips

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The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

Characters

90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.

Rolling

This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.

Ending

No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).