The Director Welcomes You
Operation — Tenacious Cheese
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Silent Negotiators, I have sent you to the top of a Compact City to look for a suspect by the name "Meaty Armadillo". This mission is clandestine. Their recent activity is concerning and we need you to deactivate their resources. We don't know much about their goals but we've intercepted this cryptic message – "Distant sounds of screaming at the Top of the carousel wheel".
We're low budget this mission – I've packed a Angry Wrench in your kit to help.
— The Portable Radio you were holding self destructs.
Ellie Larson
"Meaty Armadillo"
5' 11"
Red eyes
Large moles / Right arm
The Division of Howling Throat
Awkward
Ultimately Great
Make a lot of money to be left alone
Daniel the "Thoughtless Dolphin"
Sizable
The Tenacious Forge
Archaic City
Violence City
Chunk of Beef Bursts loudly
Chicken Becomes wounded
Water Vessel screams at the top of their lungs
Box of Mice Is getting confiscated
Jesse's Window Unlimited
Diaz's Paperweight Bureau
Maldonado's Hanging Birdcage Collective
Hopkins's Glass Jars Worldwide
Hail of Needles
Reverse Gravity of Reservation
Window children's replica
Hanging Birdcage with a False bottom
Secret Paperweight
Hidden Magazine
Brass Knuckles of Reservation
Nearest town is populated entirely by illusions
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roman Diaz | "Right Ribs" | Merchant | Cousins | Hammers |
| Willow Maldonado | "Orange Pinky's" | Mole | Money | Ice Cubes |
| Aria Park | Operator | Potatoes | Essential Oils | |
| Jesse Dominguez | Operator | Cartography | Flashlights | |
| Emmanuel Hopkins | Plumber | Sponges | Chocolate |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).