The Director Welcomes You
The Burn Extermination Protocol
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Investigators, As you can see you are trapped inside the outside of a Overpopulated Crypt . We almost couldn't find you — Please explain when you get back. All we know is "Yellow Dwarf" is responsible and they sent us this message - "The group finds a sword in a stone at the Devil's barrow". Your mission was counterintelligence, achieve what you can.
Hopefully you still have that Feminine Paint Brush hidden on you.
— The Tinder Date you were holding self destructs.
Carson Baldwin
"Yellow Dwarf"
6' 3"
Gray eyes
Small mole / Left thumb
The Society of Boorish Volcano
Uncomfortable
Lazily Ancient
Take over a government to cause catastrophe
Jose the "Consensual Fairy"
Substantial
The Damaged Carnival
Overpopulated Peninsula
Violence Chateau
Butter Shipment Is being kidnapped
Leopard Evades the law
Chanting Cult Is frozen into a block of ice
Softball Is under a curse
Everly's Key Department store
Baker's Hatrack Wardrobe
Burns's Kitchen table Threads
Norman's Wingback chair Creative
Reverse Gravity
Tripping Chain of Extermination
Key with a False bottom
Kitchen table children's replica
Secret Hatrack
Hidden Soy Sauce Packet
Chastity Belt of Extermination
Caster thinks that some item he’s carrying is about to explode
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Reese Baker | "Bullet Cheesecakes" | Merchant | Butterflies | Water |
| Liam Burns | "Green Matzo Balls" | Mole | Tea | Rocks |
| Benjamin Brown | Plumber | Gym Memberships | Photography | |
| Everly Morgan | Bruised | Shirts | Water | |
| Hayden Norman | Angry | Doves | Candles |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).