The Director Welcomes You

The Instantly Consensual Agent

#85c5eb

Location

Cool, Dark Saint Lucia

Time of Day

2:45

Extraction Point

198 Miles SE

Time to Complete

40 Hours

Investigators,
We need your help. Agent Carter Dominguez has gone missing and we believe "Four Fairy" is responsible. They were last seen in Saint Lucia at 22:03. The agent sent one final message – "A mysterious key is found on the ground at the Seven Dead". Take this Glowing Baking Tray - it was their favorite tool and might help you.

— The Burner Phone you were holding self destructs.

The Villain Dossier

Name

Charlotte Peters

Alias

"Four Fairy"

Features

5' 11"

Green eyes

Faint curved scar / Right eye

Organization

The Bunch of Rapid Subway

Emotions

Compassionate

Personality

Instantly Big

Motive

Make a lot of money out of greed

Bodyguard

Chuckie the "Jolly Mongoose"

Physical Size

Adult

Story

Additional Locations

The Consensual Business

Compact Festival

Mania Chateau

Random Events

Majestic Painting Is throwing a protest

VAT of Broth stop the party and asks questions

Procession Lunges at the group

Dead Animal Is being tortured

World

Stores

Brody's Stamp Set Hole

Marquez's Certificate Factory

Burke's Bed Bazaar

Dominguez's Stairwell Mall

Traps

Beehive

Collapsing Column of Skill

Objects

Stamp Set children's replica

Bed children's replica

Secret Certificate

Hidden Scimitar

Bracer of Skill

Wand of Wonder

Next weapon drawn nearby was stolen from the royal armory

People

Name Codename Career Likes Dislikes
Sofia Marquez "Gross Ribs" Merchant Sailboats Flashlights
Emilia Burke "Cramped Hands" Mole Cousins Television
Caleb Jensen Farmer Attention Socks
Brody Lewis Angry Acorns Bracelets
Carter Dominguez Cranky Snowglobes Drinking

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The Fuck Is This?

          

          

            
            
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

            
            
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out  my personal story notes.

            
            
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

          

        

      

    


    
      
      
 
        

          

            
But how?

          

          
            
            The Most Important Rule
            
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

            
            Set Up
            
Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

            
            Characters
            
90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance. 

            
            Rolling
            
This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again. 

            
            Dungeon Master
            
Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd. 

            
            Ending
            
No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).