The Director Welcomes You
The Horse Influence Protocol
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Snoopers, As you can see you are trapped inside descend into Archaic Citadel . We almost couldn't find you — Please explain when you get back. All we know is "One Dolphin" is responsible and they sent us this message - "An out of place door appears at the Field of Wildflowers". Your mission was black ops, achieve what you can.
Hopefully you still have that Beautiful Spoon hidden on you.
— The Origami Swan you were holding self destructs.
Hudson Moreno
"One Dolphin"
7' 2"
Amber eyes
A second belly button / Left thumb
The Crew of Old Power
Humiliated
Cheerfully Aggressive
Disrupt the military to lead a mutiny
Jerry the "Tiring Dwarf"
Minute
The Purring Sanctuary
Overpopulated Carnival
Sanitation Palace
Mutant screams at the top of their lungs
Crazy Man Crashes slowly
Milk Shipment arrives in the mail
Potato runs over an infant
Isaiah's crutch Group
Gross's Window Beauty Stop
McGee's Coat Labs
Manning's Sculpture Arcade
Ray of Sickness
Incendiary Cloud of Influence
crutch with a False bottom
Coat that has been hollowed out
Secret Window
Hidden Hammers
Arrows of Influence
Eerie moans fill the air when caster touches holy water
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Riley Gross | "Cramped Noses" | Merchant | Glitter | Music |
| Hayden McGee | "Golden Hands" | Mole | Candy | Coffee |
| Lucy Pope | Blacksmith | Whipped Cream | Robots | |
| Isaiah Garza | Chief Executive Officer | Socks | Dinosaurs | |
| James Manning | Plumber | Whipped Cream | Drinking |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).