The Director Welcomes You
The Wholly Endemic Agent
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Shadows, As you can see you are trapped inside be locked inside of a Crowded Isle . We almost couldn't find you — Please explain when you get back. All we know is "Bullet Bear" is responsible and they sent us this message - "The earth shakes briefly at the Golden Fire". Your mission was black bag, achieve what you can.
Hopefully you still have that Polished Can Opener hidden on you.
— The Portable Radio you were holding self destructs.
James Powers
"Bullet Bear"
6' 1"
Gray eyes
Small mole / Left middle finger
The Clique of Jagged Shunt
Jealous
Wholly Bald
Take over a government to save humanity
Charles the "Mysterious Werewolf"
Gigantic
The Endemic Pond
Compact Circus
Good Spirits Suburbs
Toilet arrives in the mail
Butter Shipment Protests
Bear Spontaneously disintegrates
Gypsy Adopts a nearby child
Catherine's Plaster Bust Closet
Wells's Spice shelf Couture
Pratt's Faberge Egg Group
Henry's Bell Beauty Stop
Hail of Needles
Object Smeared with Poison of Casualties
Plaster Bust children's replica
Faberge Egg made of heavy metal
Secret Spice shelf
Hidden Chastity Belt
Hammers of Casualties
Target is enclosed for one hour in an impenetrable 10-foot sphere
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Luna Wells | "Left Ribs" | Merchant | Bread | Sticks |
| Lyla Pratt | "All Pastrami's" | Mole | Peanut Butter | Painting |
| Nolan Rhodes | Bounty hunter | Peanut Butter | Television | |
| Catherine Reid | Physician | Soap | Batteries | |
| Jonah Henry | Engineer | Quartz Crystals | Oranges |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).