The Director Welcomes You

The Rate Bravery Incident

#82f962

Location

Windless, Icy China

Time of Day

2:57

Extraction Point

74 Miles NEE

Time to Complete

45 Hours

Shadows,
This week should be easy. You are delivering a Doorway children's replica. Get to China at 23:12

Good Luck.

— The CD player you were holding self destructs.

The Villain Dossier

Name

Lilly Burgess

Alias

"Small Normal Guy"

Features

6' 8"

Gray eyes

A second belly button / Neck

Organization

The Incorporated of Gregorian Church

Emotions

Elated

Personality

Fiercely Broad

Motive

Take over a government to be left alone

Bodyguard

Alex the "Wooden Hedgehogs"

Physical Size

Tremendous

Story

Additional Locations

The Sharp Port

Crowded Peninsula

Silence Citadel

Random Events

Corncob Attempts to rob a bank

Crowd Is accused by the law

Wanderer Is being detained

Buccaneer Becomes wounded

World

Stores

Alan's Doorway Bureau

Tran's Footlocker Wardrobe

Flynn's Statue Threads

Peters's Pipe Group

Traps

Suspicious door with lock

Poisoned Arrow of Bravery

Objects

Doorway children's replica

Statue that has been hollowed out

Secret Footlocker

Hidden Guthook

Pen of Bravery

Wand of Wonder

Target’s next attack inflicts damage that only a Wish can heal

People

Name Codename Career Likes Dislikes
Lillian Tran "Three Thumbs" Merchant Hamsters Chickens
Tyler Flynn "Dull Toes" Mole Sticks Mirrors
Thomas Rice Teacher Flashlights Boxes
Alan Tyler Psychiatrist Harmonica Sharp Things
Presley Peters Physician Syrup Rock n' Roll

Cipher



                

                
 
                

                

                

                

                

                

The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

Characters

90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.

Rolling

This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.

Ending

No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).