The Director Welcomes You

The Buttplug Redemption Protocol

#cc4141

Location

Mild, Cool Algeria

Time of Day

20:13

Extraction Point

41 Miles NNE

Time to Complete

23 Hours

Agents,
As you can see you are trapped inside the top of a Underground Water Park . We almost couldn't find you — Please explain when you get back. All we know is "Little Troll" is responsible and they sent us this message - "The group finds a dead fish at the ruined castle". Your mission was counterintelligence, achieve what you can.

Hopefully you still have that Explosive Bandana hidden on you.

— The Portable Radio you were holding self destructs.

The Villain Dossier

Name

Tricia Barton

Alias

"Little Troll"

Features

4' 9"

Brown eyes

Small mole / Left leg

Organization

The Club of Wide Year

Emotions

Attraction

Personality

Kiddingly Jealous

Motive

Take over a government out of jealousy

Bodyguard

Larry the "Angry Ogre"

Physical Size

Towering

Story

Additional Locations

The Municipal Carnival

Polluted Palace

Bliss Grove

Random Events

Gang Finds gold in the water

Keg Finds gold in the water

Box of Cigarette overflows

Chanting Cult Crashes slowly

World

Stores

Eden's Lipstick Group

Woods's Faberge Egg Supermarket

Perez's Bookcase Threads

Wilson's Key Convenience store

Traps

Acid Arrow

Falling Block of Redemption

Objects

Lipstick made of heavy metal

Bookcase made of heavy metal

Secret Faberge Egg

Hidden Scimitar

Collar of Redemption

Wand of Wonder

Caster suffers an intense, debilitating fever for 1d4 days

People

Name Codename Career Likes Dislikes
Asher Woods "Green Throats" Merchant Batteries Harmonica
Brayden Perez "One Parmigianas" Mole Singing Glitter
Ryan Leon Angry Sun Glasses Snowglobes
Eden Pratt Restless Socks Death
Abraham Wilson Statistician Paperclips Soup

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The Fuck Is This?

          

          

            
            
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

            
            
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out  my personal story notes.

            
            
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

          

        

      

    


    
      
      
 
        

          

            
But how?

          

          
            
            The Most Important Rule
            
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

            
            Set Up
            
Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

            
            Characters
            
90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance. 

            
            Rolling
            
This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again. 

            
            Dungeon Master
            
Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd. 

            
            Ending
            
No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).