Agents, I have sent you to within earshot of a Pitch Black Forest to look for a suspect by the name "Italian The Grim Reaper". This mission is anti-surveillance. Their recent activity is concerning and we need you to find where their funding is coming from. We don't know much about their goals but we've intercepted this cryptic message – "The group finds a dead fish at the Ghost Town".
We're low budget this mission – I've packed a Mechanical Cigarette in your kit to help.
— The Portable Radio you were holding self destructs.
Kai Harrington
"Italian The Grim Reaper"
5' 8"
Heterochromia eyes
Small mole / Left foot
The League of Chubby Economics
Regretful
Meaningfully Late
Make a lot of money for a love interest
Oscar the "Obedient all-seeing eye"
Mini
The Tart Pond
Ancient Palace
Ruin Crypt
Potato Becomes wounded
Horse Carriage Skips merrily
Majestic Painting Is under a curse
Gallon of Trash Glistens gently
Jasper's Trunk Group
Kramer's Crate Emporium
Cruz's Clamp Labs
Ingram's Bicycle Supermarket
Hail of Needles
Ceiling Pendulum of Disaster
Trunk that has been hollowed out
Clamp children's replica
Secret Crate
Hidden Polearm
Pants of Disaster
Caster shuns the use of weapons that contain ferrous metal
Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
---|---|---|---|---|
Mariah Kramer | "Four Lungs" | Merchant | Soccer | Rubber Bands |
Bentley Cruz | "King Eyes" | Mole | Chili | Syrup |
Isaiah Rowe | Dentist | Christmas | Cats | |
Jasper Sims | Human Statue | Easter | Chili | |
Ava Ingram | Psychiatrist | Contracts | Potatoes |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).