The Director Welcomes You

Brothers Royale

#f43cec

Location

Gorgeous, Rainy Japan

Time of Day

4:19

Extraction Point

31 Miles S

Time to Complete

43 Hours

Scrutinizers,
I have sent you to within a Deserted Villa to look for a suspect by the name "Mini Sphinx". This mission is counterintelligence. Their recent activity is concerning and we need you to uncover their plans. We don't know much about their goals but we've intercepted this cryptic message – "A thick fog rolls in at the witch's mound".

We're low budget this mission – I've packed a Slippery Hammock in your kit to help.

— The Tinder Date you were holding self destructs.

The Villain Dossier

Name

Kaylee Fuller

Alias

"Mini Sphinx"

Features

6' 7"

Green eyes

Large moles / Right thumb

Organization

The Department of Wailing Troll

Emotions

Shocked

Personality

Commonly Rainy

Motive

Take over a country for a love interest

Bodyguard

Terry the "Powerful potato"

Physical Size

Vast

Story

Additional Locations

The Wither Forge

Deserted Acropolis

Fury Island

Random Events

Building Is being tortured

Keg Crashes slowly

Nearby Gas Tank catches on fire

Bard Gets their hand chopped off

World

Stores

Mckenzie's Stairwell Brothers

Hawkins's Canopy Bed Properties

Murphy's Pan Emporium

Newton's Certificate Industries

Traps

Tripping Chain

Acid Fog of Good Spirits

Objects

Stairwell made of heavy metal

Pan with a False bottom

Secret Canopy Bed

Hidden Knife

Lipstick of Good Spirits

Wand of Wonder

All blades within 50 yards are restored to pristine condition

People

Name Codename Career Likes Dislikes
Calvin Hawkins "Black Bones" Merchant Bracelets Dice
Jaxon Murphy "Small Feet" Mole Scarves Flashlights
Daniela Walters Teacher Jazz Chocolate
Mckenzie Hamilton Exhilarated Candles Cooking
Ryder Newton Dog surfing instructor Attention Money

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The Fuck Is This?

          

          

            
            
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

            
            
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out  my personal story notes.

            
            
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

          

        

      

    


    
      
      
 
        

          

            
But how?

          

          
            
            The Most Important Rule
            
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

            
            Set Up
            
Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

            
            Characters
            
90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance. 

            
            Rolling
            
This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again. 

            
            Dungeon Master
            
Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd. 

            
            Ending
            
No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).