The Director Welcomes You
Rum, Lace, Lighthouse, Spy.
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Scrutinizers, As you can see you are trapped inside circle a Abandoned Festival . We almost couldn't find you — Please explain when you get back. All we know is "Green Siren" is responsible and they sent us this message - "A white horse dashes past at the Golden Fire". Your mission was black bag, achieve what you can.
Hopefully you still have that Colorful Screwdriver hidden on you.
— The Tape recorder you were holding self destructs.
Lorenzo Gray
"Green Siren"
7' 3"
Red eyes
A second belly button / Left arm
The Alliance of Fast Lighthouse
Enthusiastic
Optimistically Edgy
Take over a country to become rich
Randy the "Melted Worm"
Elder
The Nervous Jungle
Polluted Villa
Happiness Arcade
Diary strikes the ground
Fairy arrives in the mail
Swarm of Bees screams at the top of their lungs
Sewer Finds gold in the water
Grant's Lounge Chair Group
Barnett's Cutting board Cosmetics
Doyle's Bonsai Solutions
Ball's Satchel International
Compacting Room
Rune of Paralyzation of Extinction
Lounge Chair children's replica
Bonsai that has been hollowed out
Secret Cutting board
Hidden Shield
Chastity Belt of Extinction
Target’s ears migrate about his head as the days wear on
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kayden Barnett | "White Noses" | Merchant | Chili | Contracts |
| Brielle Doyle | "Dull Pinky's" | Mole | Comic Books | Cartography |
| Oliver Caldwell | Statistician | Slippers | Tissues | |
| Grant Richardson | Headhunter | Football | Soccer | |
| Alyssa Ball | Townsfolk | Chickens | Pillows |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).