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Who is Joseph Floor?
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Examiners, As you can see you are trapped inside the inside of a Deserted Barn Dance . We almost couldn't find you — Please explain when you get back. All we know is "Green Manticore" is responsible and they sent us this message - "A shadow passes at the Ghost Town". Your mission was anti-surveillance, achieve what you can.
Hopefully you still have that Rusty Vise hidden on you.
— The iPod you were holding self destructs.
Mya Espinoza
"Green Manticore"
6' 9"
Red eyes
Large deep scar / Right thumb
The Sorority of Deep Mohawk
Disappointed
Honestly Repulsive
Take over a government out of greed
Joseph the "Tragic Elephants"
Microscopic
The Tragic Suburbs
Underwater Suburbs
Fury Forge
Bag of Lemons emerges
Carcass skins a cat with his teeth
Majestic Painting Evades the law
Dracula Integrates silently into the group
Robert's Lounge Chair Hole
Sandoval's Metal chair Hole
Watts's Easel Couture
Chan's Hat Worldwide
Javelin
Acid Arrow of Death
Lounge Chair made of heavy metal
Easel with a False bottom
Secret Metal chair
Hidden Soy Sauce Packet
Bracelet of Death
Next person to whom caster speaks develops a stutter until sunset
| Name | Codename | Career | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Malachi Sandoval | "Nice Lox" | Merchant | Robots | Sponges |
| Maria Watts | "Stiff Feet" | Mole | Children's Stories | Dice |
| Mackenzie Dawson | Demon | Ice Cubes | Bears | |
| Robert Gonzalez | Weakened | Broccoli | Teeth | |
| Violet Chan | Professional Cuddler | Oranges | Sticks |
After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.
It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.
This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark
Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.
Set UpGive the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.
Characters90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.
RollingThis can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.
Dungeon MasterYour goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.
EndingNo one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).